Strange Sausage
Sausage normally has a phallic shape, but with those strange creases at their tips, these particular two sausages really look like a man’s privates. Even the coloring is right on par. And notice how the right one is curving just a little to the left, creating an even more natural resemblance? The picture of the sausages on the package looks completely normal, so I’m not sure what went wrong with these two. If we opened a package and found these inside, we’re not so sure we’d go through with cooking them up and eating them.
