Poor Monkeys
In China, roasted monkey balls are a rare and delicious delicacy. Well, not true. This is clearly a typo, as the ingredients listed are simply “peanuts.” I am guessing that whoever packaged these was referring to monkeys’ love of nuts, and didn’t mean for it to sound like the bag actually contained monkeys’ testicles. Because that really doesn’t sound appealing whatsoever. Though, in Colorado, bulls’ balls are a well-revered delicacy, known as Rocky Mountain oysters. And this package does say that it may contain “traces of other nuts.”
