Corgimelons Are Not The Superheroes We Deserve
Photo: boba.corgi/Instagram
This is Boba the corgi, dubbed Thorgi by her owner. Thorgi, “daughter of all treat givers, Goddess of the dog park benches, destroyer of squeaky toys,” is the most powerful corgimelon superhero on the block!
A corgimelon is the defender of all things doggo and has trained with the likes of He-man and his fellow Masters of the Universe (by watching the cartoon, of course). A corgimelon doesn’t receive their helmet until they’ve harnessed the power of the almighty watermelon (which is safe for dogs as long as they don’t eat the seeds or rind).