Wasn't the name of that popular TV series called Kids Say The Darndest Things? Well, they also do the darndest things too, even if they don't know that they're doing it.
Being around kids while they grow up is one of the most special things in the world. You'll see them become a butterfly before your eyes, but it's the caterpillar days that are worthwhile. The following kids had no intention of being this hilarious; it just happened.
He's Not Lying
If the instructions were a bit more clear, this probably wouldn't have happened. This kid took advantage of what was presented and ran with it.
The child probably does own a dog, but the chances are that it isn't as round as this one looks. That wouldn't be healthy.
"My Daughter's Personality Perfectly Expressed Through Her Outfit Choice"
This young girl must be sour and sweet, so it might be best to stay on her good side. If she can gracefully carry a blade while sporting butterfly wings, she's not your average cookie.
She might grow up to be the Head of Growth at a company with an attitude like this, or she doesn't start her own.
"While The World Is Fighting Over TP, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath"
The toddler thought it would be a good idea to "clean" the toilet paper. While it isn't a bad idea, he now knows that isn't how it works.
That's four rolls gone, thanks to a kid who only wanted to help. All you can do is laugh at it and buy some more.
"My Daughter Hates The Sun"
This child hates the sun, so she drew a picture yelling at it and gave it to her parents. That looks like a mighty yell on top of a hill.
If only yelling could make the sun's rays go away. That would be a beautiful thing to do when it's burning your neck in the summer.
"My Niece Discovered The Cat Door Today"
Someone's niece discovered the cat door and made quick use of it. She barely fits, but she made it happen!
As long as she didn't hit her head after breaking through the first time, everything is okay here. They need to watch her a little better.
"The Outfit My Nephew Wore To Meet My Boyfriend"
Hey, this little boy means business. He doesn't want some bum dating his aunt, so he had to bring out the super-suit with the Golden State Warriors hat.
He looks like a human Robocop. The boyfriend had to feel a bit intimidated after seeing this kid walk out to greet him.
"My Daughter Looks Like A Mom That Regrets All Her Life Decisions"
She looks like she's seen it all at a young age. The moment she started feeding the younger sibling, her whole life changed.
It's like her mom's spirit entered her and showed her what it's like to be a mother. She doesn't want to grow up anymore.
Saving Farts For Later
Excuse me as I recover from laughing so hard at this; this is hysterical. What was he saving the fart for anyway?
This is too much to take because I can't imagine what he wanted to save that gas for and how. This kid is hilarious.
"Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn 'Superhero' Moves. AKA Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously"
Here's a little boy with big aspirations. Wanting to be a real superhero means he's going to care for many people as he grows up.
Taking him to this birthday party was the first step in his origin story. Now, all he needs is something tragic to happen.
"Our Dog Peed On Our New Couch. My 6-Year-Old Daughter Documented The Events"
This woman's daughter drew a perfect rendition of what went down when the dog peed on the new couch. She got the action and her mom's reaction.
Her mouth wide open due to shock, there wasn't anything she could do to save the new sofa. It must have been a tough day.
"My Kid Is Sharp"
Having 100 friends means your phone will vibrate a lot. This kid must know this based on how much action her mom's phone gets.
This is the kid learning from experience. Keeping the phone off allows for more time to practice drawing.
"My Daughter Looks Like She Just Destroyed An Entire Sith Army"
With two lightsabers in her hand, this looks exactly like she just defeated a Sith Army. All the sand on her adds to the appearance.
She might grow up to fence, or she might just love Star Wars. Only time will tell with this one, but the force is strong.
"A Painting From My Nieces Made Entirely With Their Butt Cheeks. Lovely"
Well, what can you say about a gift like this? You have no choice but to laugh because you can't get mad at the little kids.
They didn't want to use brushes and opted for their bodies instead. Cleaning up afterward was probably a hassle.
"Got Caught Giving Roses To Different Girls"
It was this boy's first school dance, but he found out how difficult it is to be around a bunch of girls he thinks are cute. They caught on to him and his games.
The funny part is, he probably didn't see the harm in doing this. The first one he gave a rose to most likely felt a way about it.
The Word Is Firetruck
The word this kid was referring to has to be "firetruck." He didn't know how to spell it, so he did his best to explain it.
Honestly, you can't get upset at this kid for this answer. It's a correct answer, but it should get half points.
"My Son's Hide-And-Go-Seek Spot"
If this is where this boy hides, he must always get caught when they play. Those little feet are cute, but they're a dead giveaway.
Maybe he knows they're sticking out and he wants everyone to find him so he can be the seeker. That would make him a sneaky little one.
An Honest Answer
As long as the principal didn't see this answer, the kid is in good hands. Being a principal can't be that bad.
This kid just doesn't know what it's like to be an adult yet, and that's fair. Their opinion will change as they grow up.
