There is at least one thing that most people have in common in their homes: a bathroom with a shower curtain.
Some people choose generic curtains while others go all out and find something extremely unique or hilarious. Cheers to those people, this list is dedicated to you!
The Proudest, Most Adorable Model
This chocolate lab looks so honored to have been chosen as the face for the family shower curtain.
Whoever did the artwork for this absolutely nailed it, those puppy dog eyes are on point!
Weird Flex But Okay
A couple decorating their home went for a meta theme in the bathroom when they snapped a photo of the wall behind where the shower curtain would be, and then had that picture blown up to become the curtain.
It makes no sense.
T. Rexes Need To Bathe Too
It doesn't matter what age you are, this T-Rex wearing a bathing cap and peeking out from behind the shower curtain is freaking awesome.
You can even get yourself one of these Jurassic Park meets bubble bath shower curtains on Amazon.
Nic Is Watching You, Do You Feel It?
Is there anything more (or less) comforting than having the one and only Nicolas Cage stare you down while you do your business?
This giant image of Nic's face is hard to miss when it takes up the whole shower.
A Powerful Cat With The Hands Of Thor
This cat seems to have tapped into its inner ancient Greek thunder god and is absolutely reigning lightning terror like Thor.
The only actual difference between Thor: God of Thunder and this cat is that one of them has a tail.
Error 404: The Shower Cannot Be Displayed
Error messages can be so infuriating, but they are kind of funny when displayed on a shower curtain.
These people bought a "Cannot Find Server" computer screen-inspired shower curtain.
Cats Will Rule The World
Is there anything more majestic than a cat riding a blue whale while carrying a trident?
Who said that cats don't like water? This awesome shower curtain (available online) is proof that cats may actually thrive in water.
Spirited Away, More Like Scared Away
This plain black shower curtain was made to be a little more dramatic by including a ghostly face from the cartoon Spirited Away.
If you happened to run into this in the middle of the night while going to the bathroom, you could have a minor heart attack!
A Sultry Lady Is Not What She Seems
This shower curtain features the silhouette of a woman who seems to be in the middle of washing her hair.
According to the post, it always shocks guests who happen to see it through the open bathroom door. If you want to shock your own guests, you can find a similar one on Amazon.
His Mustache Is Wearing Shower Caps
This Nigel Thornberry rub-a-dub-dub shower curtain is probably a crowd favorite among kids.
It's got a lot going on and a very bootylicious cartoon butt—seriously, what does this guy squat?
Elephants Gotta Go Too
There is not a porcelain toilet big enough in the world for an adult elephant to use without breaking it.
But still, the thought of spending your bathroom time next to a thinking elephant is somehow comforting.
Pizza Sloth To The Rescue
When you let an 8-year-old take the lead on picking a new shower curtain, this is what you end up with.
A sloth holding a slice of pizza in each hand, riding a pizza disc through outer space. And what's more, you can get your very own here.
Facebook Is Everywhere, Even In The Shower
Some people can never get enough Facebook time and this profile-inspired shower curtain proves it.
Not only is there a see-through hole for your head, but it also specifies that the curtain lives in "The Bathroom" with the Tub.
These Boys Are Doing The Most
This group of friends took it upon themselves to snap a ridiculously staged photo standing inside a tiny shower stall—they even involved the dog in their shenanigans.
Then they got the photo blown up onto a shower curtain because why the heck not?
Horror Movie Hands Reaching For You
The opposite of the sexy silhouette woman in the bathtub is the creepy figure reaching for you.
Horror movies have conditioned us to be terrified of this, so it's always reliable for a good prank moment.
Jeff Goldblum Lives In The Bathroom
Jeff Goldblum fans can get their hands on this super niche, super ridiculous shower curtain of the actor looking perplexed next to a chimpanzee in what appears to be the jungle.
What more do you really need in a bathroom?
A Bookshelf Or A Tiny Book Nook? Surprise, It's Neither
When you install a bookshelf shower curtain, it suddenly transforms your bathroom space into something a little more aesthetically pleasing.
According to product reviews, this shower curtain can even be pinned up and used as a backdrop for virtual meetings!
Ninja Cat And Unicorn To The Rescue
If the world ever comes crashing down around us, we want this ninja unicorn-riding cat on our team.
There is so much going on with this colorful shower curtain, and you can even get yourself one on Amazon if you want to add some chaos to your bathroom.
Fine Artwork For The Guests To See On The Shower Curtain
Someone else figured out that customizable shower curtains are equal parts outrageous and hilarious.
This man blew up a risqué photo of himself drinking a beer in the shower and had it put on a shower curtain. Based on his wife's reaction (top left), she hates it.
This Sloth Is Making The Big Bucks
As it turns out, lots of people have a thing for sloth-themed shower curtains.
However, this one, in particular, is especially shocking. This sloth looks like it dropped out of college to move to Vegas and pursue its nightclub dreams.
Workin' Sloth
The slowest stripper award goes to this sloth who is making mad bank. It's no surprise that sloths are inherently lazy animals and rarely work for their money.
This sloth, on the other hand, is an accountant by day and works at the gentlemen’s club by night. A multi-dimensional sloth, if you will.
Splish Splash
Nigel Thornberry from the show The Wild Thornberry's has made a splash in the shower curtain industry. Perhaps the most incredible thing about this curtain is that he has two little shower caps on the ends of his mustache which for the most part go unnoticed.
I’ll never understand why Nigel Thornberry was ever a thing to begin with.
Urban Dictionary
This is the cockiest shower curtain but it's fairly respectable. This is what some would call "fake news" because, contrary to this guy’s belief, this isn’t the Miriam-Webster definition.
This could be taken a few ways, but the one he’s probably talking about is that he’s more warm-blooded than a normal person.
Transparency Is Key
The key to any relationship is being open and honest with each other about the small details. Having a see-through shower curtain is a big decision, but it's one that has to be made with both parties involved.
This is a shower curtain for anyone with above-average confidence and someone who doesn’t really care about privacy.
Getting Catty
This cat is cute, but it's probably got a darker soul than its eyes. This cat just ate the three blind mice whole and felt no remorse and has only been told how cute it is.
Just because this cat has a scenic background doesn’t mean that all of its conniving actions that it partook in are just abolished. Never forget the three blind mice.
He-Man Curtain
This is the face you make when you stole the basketball from the kindergarteners at recess and they came back to retaliate with sticks but got caught by the teacher.
This is the face you make when you're talking to someone who could get you a job down the road and they start cracking unfunny jokes but you have to laugh anyway.
Functional Cat
Wouldn't it be amazing if cats could be functional living things instead of just lazy beings that plot the death of their owners? What if cats could actually brush their own teeth and smile instead of swat at the face of any animal that gets near it?
Sincere apologies to anyone who likes cats, but you’re wrong for doing so.
Tick Tock
According to a fake statistic, most Americans on average take about 20-minute showers. What do you do in the shower for 20 minutes? You can literally cook Kraft Dinner 15 times over in that time span.
You can change a baby's diaper, allow it to digest an entirely new meal and poop it out again in that time. Hurry UP.
Deadly Curtain
Most people are unaware that hippos are actually one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. I know what you're thinking, "no way, it’s got to be a crocodile."
Well, you’re severely wrong. In fact, a hippo can basically eat a crocodile as easily as humans eat a kernel of popcorn.
A Superhero You Can Get Behind
This shower curtain is the dad jokes of all dad jokes. Bathman sounds cool and all, but why is his body just a straight up rectangle with sticks?
Bathman should be ripped out of his mind whilst wielding that towel in a more powerful fashion. Instead, he looks like he skipped leg day every week.
New Favorite Animal
Name a more iconic hybrid I dare you. If you said a "Ligar" because you're a die-hard Napoleon Dynamite fan, you’re wrong. The Beer has a more appealing name (obviously because it’s beer) and it’s also more of a dominant animal in general.
Look, face the two off against each other and expect fireworks, but know that the Beer is going to maul the Ligar without a second thought.
The Showering Raptor
Who doesn't love a showering dinosaur? This isn't your goofy looking one like from the Flintstones this is a real raptor.
That means you had better wait your turn or offer to help wash it's back. You never know what this thing is capable of.
Losing The Cover
A Banana has to do what a banana has to do. Although, we aren't sure if this banana knows that now it is much easier to be eaten without the peel.
It looks happy to be exploring life with the peel but how long will it last?
A Bit Terrifying
This one is funny for whoever has to encounter it. The person who thought of this shower curtain didn't hold back. They also obviously don't care who can see them when they're scrubbing up.
A little bit genius with a hint of insane is what we see here.
Makes Sense
We all become Grammy award-winning singers when it is time to take a shower. Our best vocals are put on display and everything just sounds better thanks to the acoustics of the bathroom.
Not knowing the words doesn't halt any person. Keep on singing and don't let the lyrics stop you.
Look Who Is Waiting
This has to be someone's worst nightmare. To go use the restroom and have a rat waiting at the bottom of the bowl.
The rat might get hungry and come up for a quick bite! If you ever find a rat in your toilet like this you might need to move.
Family Guy Fans, Rejoice
If you watch Family Guy then you know who this is. This is the maid that comes over every couple of episodes and doesn't speak any English.
Whenever she's asked for something, her response is what the print says under her. She still gets her job duties done.
The Most Extreme Shower Curtain
If you're someone who loves action, this shower curtain is for you. The only thing scarier than encountering a bear is encountering a shark, and here you have them both.
This curtain screams intensity and is definitely not for the faint of heart.
Are You Being Serious Or...?
Sarcasm, we all use it. Even when we don't think we're using it, we more than likely are. This curtain is for all of those people who claim sarcasm is their second language. Be bold and purchase this if you will.
Show how sarcastic you are.
Can You Find Them?
While you're using the restroom you have the option of finding the words on this curtain. How thoughtful of the owner to get this? Because everyone wants to find "luffa" while moving their bowels. But to each their own.
It would have been a little better if the words were more obscure.