Nick Offerman Wants School Kids To Eat From Pizza Plants And Taquito Trees

Park And Recreation star Nick Offerman wants kids in school to eat from plants and tree that would be absolutely delicious if they actually existed.

In a video partnership with the American Heart Association, Nick Offerman transports us to a magical farm.

Want some pizza? Just pull it off the pizza tree.

Pizza Plants - Nick Offerman

Sloppy Joes pulled right out of the ground!

Sloppy Joes Sprinkler - Nick Offerman

Of course you have to have a Soda hose.

Soda from a hose - Nick Offerman

And there is a delicious taquito tree.

Taquito Trees

Nick Offerman isn’t just trying to be funny, the video is part of a Funny or Die campaign aimed at the ongoing debate in Congress on healthy school meals.

Here is the full video: