If you’ve ever been lucky enough to share your home with a member of kitty kind, you’re more than likely already familiar with the fact that felines are natural masters of stealth… and everything else for that matter. If there’s one thing they’ve proven over the centuries, it’s that the will of the kitty shall be controlled by no one- nay, not even the laws that govern space itself. With ninja-like dexterity, they enjoy the ability to fit into any manner of space, no matter how tiny. Sort of.
Today we’ve assembled a team of the world’s top space manipulators from various corners of the globe- no small task, mind you, considering that most spend their days shrouded in invisibility. Due to their insistence that they are all totally top secret spies, their names have been changed in order to protect their identities. They collectively thank you for your understanding and invite you to sit back, relax, and have your mind blown as they reveal master spy techniques passed down through the ages.
Confidence Cat assures, it’s all about unrealistic belief in self.
Slipper Kitten emphasizes choosing comfy spy spots for late night spyz.
Blatantly visible Cat stresses the importance of denial.
Sleeping cat not only warns against falling asleep while on a spy, he volunteers to demonstrate.
Cereal Cat sez blend into your environment.
Bag Cat suggests covert travel.
Hollister Cat advises mastering the art of disguise.
Blinds Cat loves hiding in spaces which allow him to see without being seen.
Drum Cat sez always be on the lookout for spy holes.
Last but not least this cat reminds, never forget the possibilities for hiding in plain sight.
Though we hoped you’ve been able to glean a bit of insight from our master spies today, we warn you not to be alarmed if you were unable to find any of them in the above photos. Remember, these are masters of their trade and it’s not unexpected to occasionally be left clueless by their cunning and stealth.
