English is hard and these Asian to English fails prove that even if you think you understand English as a foreigner, you probably do not. If you are a fan of English fails, you will love some of the crazy translations that these people came up with.
Who wouldn’t love a religious free DVD player (what???). Apparently the multimedia device is not able to play Passion of the Christ.
Check out these awesome Asian to English translation fails.
1. Not even remotely okay.
2. Oddly enough they love fruit.
3. So that’s where smallpox went.
4. Technically this is right, but still way wrong at the same time.
5. This is kind of true when doing research.
6. Owned and operated by the KKK.
7. The other DVD players require one hour of daily Ten Commandments viewing.
8. But you can die 10 feet away with penalty.
9. The most honest advertising ever.
10. I don’t even know what to say here.
11. Ewww.
12. This isn’t even remotely close to being a hand grenade.
13. Please fall carefully.
English translations are hilarious and these are just a few of the numerous fails that exist all over Asia.