Aunt And Uncle Fails That’ll Make You Think Twice Before Asking Them To Babysit

At least when you're a parent, every day with your kid is like a new chance to practice how to supervise and raise.

However, when you pass on that responsibility to their childless aunt or uncle, it becomes a guessing game that doesn't always go well. These aunts and uncles all need a crash course on the basics of how to take care of a child.

Encouraging Artistic Expression

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This aunt thought it would be fine to leave the toddler while she went to make her nephew a snack. He decided to use this unsupervised time to get creative.

Parents know, all the kids need is a few seconds to cause chaos.

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A Joke At A Toddler's Expense

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"My son asked his uncle to write 'Batman' for him...this is why he isn't allowed to watch my kids."

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The poor kid is smiling so big, having no idea what's written above him.

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"Guess What This Is Supposed To Be?"

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This is why the baking should be left to grandma who has years of experience.

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We suggest experimenting with a few tries before actually getting the kid excited for cookies, only to break their teeth with hardened dough.

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Parental Guidance Advised

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"Probably should've checked all the Star Wars stickers out before giving them to my nephews for Xmas..."

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On the bright side, kids are still too innocent to understand the implication of the question "who's daddy?"

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Jumping In Headfirst

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Even looking at the way this kid's neck is bending hurts to think about. Luckily their little bodies will bounce back quickly.

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It would be a different story if it was the aunt falling headfirst on the trampoline, so perhaps she should reconsider her activity choice.

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Worshipping The Elf

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"Was in charge of George the Elf for one night. Didn't realize how creepy this scene was until one of the kids said, 'The animals are worshipping him.'"

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To be fair, we feel as though George the Elf is creepy with his side-eye no matter where and how you place him.

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From Innocent To Haunting

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This uncle bought a chocolate bunny for Easter for his niece; however, he forgot and left it in the car. Instead, it turned into a gift more fitting for Halloween.

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It's the thought that counts though, right?

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Make Them Work For It

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This uncle told his nieces that their presents were buried in the backyard, but maybe he just wanted free labor to get some work done on his backyard?

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Hopefully there are actually presents under there and he's not just messing with them.

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Well-Packed Reward

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"This was how my uncle gave me my graduation money."

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Before you worry too much, let's be clear that this is actually just a bag of flour, an airsoft gun, and a bag of grass.

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Taking Advantage Of Innocence

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This uncle considered it his own success story when he convinced his nephews that this is where clouds come from.

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Kids are only gullible because they're innocent and experiencing everything for the first time. Now they're going to carry this as a fact and find out the hard way one day in science class that they were deceived.

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Reason Number 100 Not To Let Uncles Babysit

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This is what happened when a childless uncle watched the kids for the weekend. The funny thing is the kids look like they're having a great time, but he looks like he might have a heart attack any second now.

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By the looks of it, he won't be repeating the same mistake again.

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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This uncle's gift to the family wasn't really appreciated. He doesn't seem to care as clearly the gift was to himself and not the kids.

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He didn't even bother adjusting the size so that the youngest one doesn't look like she's swimming in the shirt.

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No Serving Of Kids Above 12

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To be fair, we'd take that note a step further and wouldn't even attend a wedding where they serve children on the menu in the first place.

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Although it's free food, so maybe we'd go after all.

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That's Not How You Carry Children

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We're not sure if this is how you get the blood flowing to a child's brain, or if it's a way to transport them, but we can't imagine that it's parent-approved.

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Usually holding their hand and guiding them works better.

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Starting Them Off Young

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"I tried teaching my niece calculus."

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To be fair, we'd be crying too if we had to spend another day solving calculus equations. We barely made it out of high school math class when it was mandatory.