29 Disgusting Bacon-Added Products That Are Just Intriguing Enough To Own

I love bacon. I love it on sandwiches, I love it on burgers, I love it with eggs, and I love it by itself. If bacon stopped existing I would be very sad.

While I adore the taste, smell, and texture of bacon, I most certainly DO NOT want to own any of these bacon based products.

The idea is simple, take regular every day products and add delicious bacon.

1. Bacon Scented Body Wash

2. Bacon Flavored Cotton Candy

3. Maple Bacon Lollipop

4. Savory Bacon Mints

5. Bacon-Flavored Coffee

6. Bacon-Flavored Dental Floss

7.  Bacon Jelly Beans

8. Bacon-Flavored Candy Cane

9. Bacon Lube For The Man In Your Life

10. Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks

11. Bacon-Flavored Vodka

12. Bacon-Flavored Gumballs

13. Bacon-Flavored Ice Cream

14. Skillet Bacon Jam

15. Bacon Ketchup

16. Bacon Lip Balm

17. Bacon-Flavored Mayonnaise

18. Bacon-Flavored Popcorn

19. Bacon Scented Air Freshener

20. Bacon-Scented Deodorant

21. Bacon-Scented Sunscreen

22. Bacon-Scented Shaving Cream

23. Bacon Soda

24. Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste

25. Bacon-Scented Soap

26. Bacon-Flavored Drink Tabs

27. Bacon Frosting

28. Bacon-Flavored Greek Yogurt

29. Spicy Bacon-Flavored Snack

Sure bacon is delicious, but we can’t endorse most of these products, partly because it’s bacon overload, but mostly because we could see someone getting mulled by a hungry dog because of their bacon-filled aroma.

[H/T Distractify]