We all know weddings are wonderful crazy happy days. They are full of photographs, speeches, wedding bands, and crazy relatives.
These 16 tweets show what planning and showing up at a wedding is really like.
When you’re the wedding planner and you’re tired of the monster bride’s crazy demands.
https://twitter.com/OtherDanOBrien/status/674031008497451008/photo/1
When the groom shares his thoughts on their dream weddings. #beeseverywhere
https://twitter.com/duplicitron/status/241973996025958400
When the bride tells her groom she wants her wedding to look like a fairy tale.
Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) September 15, 2014
It can be harder than you think.
A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America.
— Dawn O'Porter (@hotpatooties) March 15, 2012
As you know, every wedding needs a nacho cheese fountain.
sorry but I can not attend your wedding as your lack of nacho cheese fountain does not fit my personal brand
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) November 13, 2012
When you receive an invite from a friend who wanted to “go traditional.”
I didn't know when your wedding was because you spelled out the date and time like a goddamn medieval sorcerer.
— Cleve (@turbomanatee) June 6, 2014
For those grooms still stuck in the 80s. #partyongarth
"More like 'til death do us PARTY!" – One of the ways I'm going to ruin my wedding.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) November 26, 2013
Why does it seem like the grooms are the ones with all the crazy ideas?
"Let's make these wedding vows wedding WOWS." I hurl myself from the cliff and although my parachute does not deploy, both families love it.
— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) May 17, 2014
Because when you go to IKEA as a couple, one of you will definitely want to leave before the other. Sorry, you’re stuck.
As part of my wedding vows I said I'd be with my wife in sickness and in health. Never said "in IKEA" yet I find myself trapped there today.
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) December 6, 2015
Reasons wedding bands should be carefully screened before you give them a job.
Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast. Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) July 31, 2013
Usher vs. Usher, it’s easy to mistake the two… right?
My friend John misunderstood, when we asked him to be an Usher at our wedding, but dammit he could dance.
— brent (@murrman5) December 2, 2013
If you’ve ever given a wedding toast before, you know that it takes weeks to figure out what to say. And then inspiration hits at 2 am the morning of the wedding.
working on the wedding toast I'm giving on friday. so far I just have two minutes of that trick where it looks like I'm pulling my thumb off
— Cohen KING OF GHOSTS (@skullmandible) March 31, 2014
What’s the quickest way to make things awkward at the reception?
"Webster's Dictionary defines 'Susan' as 'Not my real mom and never will be'…" – Opening line of the toast I'm giving at my dad's wedding
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) December 28, 2012
This is a surefire way to scare the parents of both bride and groom.
https://twitter.com/Sassafrantz/status/637350201527668736
In the aftermath of the wedding, you’ll get to see just how good of a job the photographer did. And whether or not your friends really love you.
"Remember that thing you had fun at? Well guess what: you looked like shit the whole time." – wedding photos
— Brendan McLaughlin (@btmclaughlin) January 21, 2015
Always the batsuit. Always.
[phone w/ fiancé]Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right?"As long as its black, why?"*wearing batsuit* No reason
— Thynebear (@Thynebear) July 12, 2015
While some of these tweets show off the crazy side of weddings, we’re sure there are even stranger things that have happened.
