This Writer Is Engaged To A Burrito And His Reason Why Is Hilarious

San Francisco writer David Sikorski is single and most of the time he doesn’t mind that status. However, he recently grew tired of wading through a Facebook news feed that mostly features engagement announcements and other couple-based posts from his friends. Wanting in on the action he decided to marry his true love — a burrito.

In a serious of photos Mr. Sikorski posts various outings he has participated in with his “fiancé.” You can watch them hanging out all over San Francisco in a series of hilarious photo shoots that mimic the life of many couples.

A picnic is definitely not out of the question for this delicious couple. Not on the menu? Mexican food.

Time for a bubbly celebration.

Just look at how Sikorski stares longingly at his wife-to-be.

They even take strolls at Ocean Beach.

A friendly game of peek-a-boo.

His fiancé is fully capable of striking a pose of her own.

A nice stroll in the park.

If you are wondering his future bride is a carne asada burrito from the SF’s Mission district.

Happy Burrito Engagement - David Sikorksi

Celebrating their time together at the Golden Gate Bridge.

Happy Burrito Engagement David Sikorksi

He loves showing off his future wife.

Journalist David Sikorksi engaged to a Burrito

Apparently David Sikorski is quite the romantic.

Rose Petals and a Burrito - David Sikorksi

You heard us right ladies, Mr. Sikorski is single, which means you could be his next burrito… er. I mean future wife, if this relationship spoils and I have a feeling it will.

The photos were taken by photographer Kristina Bakrevski. Her work can be seen instagram, Facebook, and her own website.