These English Translation Fails Will Have You In Stitches

English is hard and these Asian to English fails prove that even if you think you understand English as a foreigner, you probably do not. If you are a fan of English fails, you will love some of the crazy translations that these people came up with.

Who wouldn’t love a religious free DVD player (what???). Apparently the multimedia device is not able to play Passion of the Christ.

Check out these awesome Asian to English translation fails.

1. Not even remotely okay.

Asian Language Fail
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2. Oddly enough they love fruit.

Asian Language to English Fail
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3. So that’s where smallpox went.

Awesome English Translation Fail
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4. Technically this is right, but still way wrong at the same time.

English Fail Hilarity
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5. This is kind of true when doing research.

English is hard
Via: Engrish

6. Owned and operated by the KKK.

English Language Fail - Funny
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7. The other DVD players require one hour of daily Ten Commandments viewing.

English Translation Fail
Via: Huffingtonpost

8. But you can die 10 feet away with penalty.

English Translation Humor
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9. The most honest advertising ever.

Funny English Translation Fail
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10. I don’t even know what to say here.

Hilarious Asian to English Fail
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11. Ewww.

Hilarious Language Fail
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12. This isn’t even remotely close to being a hand grenade.

Safety Language Fail
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13. Please fall carefully.

Translation Fail
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English translations are hilarious and these are just a few of the numerous fails that exist all over Asia.