For centuries, dog lovers have claimed that canines scored much higher in the area of affection than most known members of kitty kind. So is there anything to this age old stereotype? Do dogs really blow cats out of the water when it comes to love of their owners? We say nay. Here we present you with all the adorably painful ways that kitties show their love.
Love Gnaws
Scratchy Kisses
Grooming your non-existent fur
Singing you the song of their people
Making imaginary biscuits on your unprotected skin
Providing free surveillance
Rubbing their gums on everything… and everyone.
Decorating your wardrobe with their fur.
Sharing their finest… assets with you.
Always being there for you. Always.
Protecting you. From things like this toilet paper.
And this chair
And Internet Predators
Making sure you don’t trip by hovering under and around your feet constantly.
Making sure they always chose the most awkward possible places to perch.
